About me
- "it's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it."- "pick up the sock!"
- "the third dentist caved and now they're all recommending trident?"
- "was it just me, or did subletting my peephole sound dirty to you?"
- "i just bamboozled chandler!"
- "blue blazer black."
- "that'll teach you to lick my muffin."
- "sometimes i wish i was a lesbian. did i just say that out loud?"
-"how you doin?"
- "well i'm guessing they're gonna do a little dance, make a little love, you know get down tonight."
- "all blank and no blank makes blank a blank blank"
- "the netherlands is this make believe place where peter pan and tinkerbell come from."
- "you're gonna give them a baby and a sony playstation!?"
- "unagi."
- "salmon skin roll."
- "you're right, chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls..."
- "seven!..."
- "she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!"
- "p, as in Phoebe, h, as in heobe, o as in oebe, e, as in ebe, b, as in bebe, and e as in... ello there mate."
- "having and giving and sharing and receiving..."
- "I don't know what big leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night."
- "you got married, you were, what, eight?"
- "no. interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up."
- "hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."
- "you know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year."
- "well, I have kissed more than four women."
- "it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
- "i so wanna be a waxine girl!"
- "yep, it's fat. i drank fat."
- "it turns out, i do put career before men."
- "come on ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."
- "that is brand new information!"
- "you can't give up now, is that what a dinosaur would do!?"
- "easy monica's bakery."
- "please pass the pie."
- "i grew up in a house with Monica, okay. if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat."
- "are you ready to party!?"
- "c'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun."
- "there was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while..."
- "regina philange"
- "woahh, that ripped!"
- "it's an electric drill. you get me, you kill me!
- "pfft... this guy says hello and I wanna kill myself."
- "maybe they meant to write quiet bitch."
- "smelly cat."
- "woah short message."
- "jingle bitch screwed me over. go to hell jingle whore. go to hell, go to hell, go to hell."
- "i was the pile of coats!"
- "ohhh i didn't know that you did...pot!"
- "the routine."
- "ms.chanadler bong."
- "it's all relative!"
- "transponder!"
- "bitchin."
- "actually that's not true. in the incredible hulk number 72, dr.bruce banner... never mind my girlfriend's a lesbian..."
- "it's kind of like chandelier but it's not!"
